Bertolette Tube Quotes & Sayings

I love to entertain. I love being able to make people laugh. — Anneliese Van Der Pol

You know the phrase 'Jesus laughed' isn't ever used in the Gospels. So, most people walk away with the idea that Jesus is a pretty serious guy, pretty sour faced most of the time, pretty upset at what's going on around Him. — John Eldredge

The GAA is the sporting wing of the IRA. — Sammy Wilson

Sometimes you can't prevent things from happening, and once they're done, you can't change the past. There is a way to deal with the pain, though, because you always control your response. You cry, if you need to. You hurt for a while. But then you look for a way to make a difference. — Carlene O'Neil

Personalize, personalize and personalize more — Keith Grafman

Dreaming is very pleasant as long as you are not forced to put your dreams into practice. — Paulo Coelho

Silence is become his mother tongue. — Oliver Goldsmith

As gas prices continue to drop, 28 states are now selling regular gasoline for less than $2 a gallon. It's getting cheaper to pump two gallons of gas outside the station than it is to pump two squirts of nacho cheese inside. — Jimmy Fallon

I do think that the modern India does belong to writers who are living in India. — Kiran Desai

Ephraim lifted the top of the trunk. Neatly stacked were mementoes from what seemed like hundreds of journeys. Right on top was an etching of the Eiffel tower next to an African mask that looked at him with surprised eyes. He reached in a little deeper and unearthed a small teapot decorated with blue drawings just like the kind his grandmother collected and kept in a locked china cabinet. — Megan Frazer Blakemore

A lot of teams aren't going to let me beat them. I just try to do something each game to help us win. If you do something like that, whether it's a walk or a hit, your numbers will be there by the end of the year. — Ryan Zimmerman

We are only midway through the central verse of our youth when we see ourselves begin to blacken ... We had been seduced into thinking that we were immortal and suddenly the affair is over. — Anne Carson

The Librarians control the information... They control what gets read, what gets seen, and what gets learned. Because of that they have power. — Brandon Sanderson

There are two things in the world that can never get together- religion & common sense. — George William Foote

Throughout history, religious leaders and other honorable men of conscience have always warned against this shaming confusion. They remind us that the poor have hearts, minds, humanity, and wisdom just like everyone else. When Hans Hansen sees a poor man he feels sorry for him. He would not necessarily assume that the man's a fool who's blown his chances or a drunk who's lost his will. — Orhan Pamuk