Berthas Mussels Quotes & Sayings

Here. All of you. And you, doorkeeper. No one is to be let out of the house today. And anyone I catch talking about this young lady will be first beaten to death and then burned alive and after that be kept on bread and water for six weeks. There. — C.S. Lewis

Sex with the gorilla went on a bit, but once he'd stumbled over my clitoris we both had good times. — Sue Townsend

It's always coldest before the warm. — Spider Robinson

The factory that my grandmother had put under the house to produce these green men to come get me. — Todd Bridges

If you fear the man who takes care about you, no one has ever loved you truly. — Bryanna Reid