Bertemes Mady Quotes & Sayings

A wise man (or the first comedian in history) once said, "If you wish to make God laugh, tell him your plans." This is why during praying, I occasionally slip in my business plans. If there were an internet of somekind in heaven, my story would've been forwarded to everyone even before lunch break. — Isman H. Suryaman

You travel all over," the woman said. "Do you write about your travels?" I said, Yes, I did. Articles. Books. Whatever. "You must write Paul Theroux-type travel books," she said. I said, Exactly, and told her why. — Paul Theroux

Overcome your fears and you overcome your failures. — Matshona Dhliwayo

I am depressed rather at the wave of brutality sweeping over the country. — John Burns

The problem is the Palestinians don't recognize the legitimacy of Israel. — Ruth Wisse

That moment I felt a bit like crying. I don't really know why. Nana's hand felt so warm that it even warmed my heart. — Ai Yazawa

I'm a floating TURNIP HEAD — Mo Willems

In my dream, people apologized for things that were about to happen, and lit candles by inhaling. — Jonathan Safran Foer

I asked him, "Do you know the difference between nude and naked?"
He shook his head.
"Nude is artistic. Naked is defenseless. — Larry Niven

His body belongs to him more than most people's do, and I ache at the thought that it might have to stop, be still. You — Ally Condie