Bertazzoni Microwave Quotes & Sayings

Medicines are only fit for old people. — Napoleon Bonaparte

By the power invested in me by the state of New York and the Universal Life Church, I now pronounce you husband and husband. You can kiss the groom. — Conan O'Brien

I considered myself a professional comedian because the club would pay me $20. — Tom Green

I learned from admiration and osmosis. — Joni Mitchell

A tree, young or old, if admired, remains a definite vision, and when after long absence it is visited again, the meeting place is approached with feelings of pleasure and curiosity as to how one's friend had fared, even with thoughts as to what changes may come to tree or visitor since first they met; this may seem like a foolish sentiment - perhaps it is. But, after all, sentiment is mingled with most that's best in life. — Charles Eley

I'm not a truthiness fanatic, I'm truthiness's father. — Stephen Colbert

Music is my hustle. — Pitbull

I'd love to have four or five kids. — Jennie Finch

This splendid book discusses how, in the last two hundred fifty years, large numbers of people have achieved levels of well-being that were previously available only to a few individuals, and how this achievement has given rise to equally unprecedented inequalities. Unique in its focus and scope, exceptional knowledge and coherence, and careful argumentation, The Great Escape is highly illuminating and a delight to read. — Thomas Pogge

The invisible storehouse in nothingness, called memory. — Erich Maria Remarque