Bernsteins Funeral Home Quotes & Sayings

County library? Reference desk, please. Hello? Yes, I need a word definition. Well, that's the problem. I don't know how to spell it and I'm not allowed to say it. Could you just rattle off all the swear words you know and I'll stop you when ... Hello? — Bill Watterson

A terrible thing happened to me last night again - nothing. — Phyllis Diller

When you're skiing, if you're not falling you're not trying. — Donald Rumsfeld

The shadows didn't seem as dark as usual. Not with my personal sun along. — Stephenie Meyer

People are like that. They can only give you what they have inside. So if this Sydelle character is giving you so much trouble, it's because she's nothing but trouble on the inside. She's just delivering what's in her heart into the universe. — Jennifer Weiner