Bernsteins Candy Quotes & Sayings

I have taken the opportunity to update the book and include new theoretical and observational results obtained since the book was first published (on April Fools' Day, 1988). — Stephen Hawking

Comedians are a much rarer and far more valuable commodity than all the gold and precious stones in the world. — Groucho Marx

Everyone who is honest is interesting. — Stefan Sagmeister

However close you are, you know that's another friend you won't be seeing anymore. You won't have anything in common anymore, since you are not interested in babies, and they are no longer interested in life. — Jane Green

A nuisance may be merely a right thing in the wrong place like a pig in the parlor instead of the barnyard. — George Sutherland

Blodgett and Hobart are named for and oven and a mixer?" Justin asked. "Huh. And all this time I thought they were named for some unfortunate relatives. — Jenn McKinlay