Bernsdorf O L Quotes & Sayings

When things seem to be slowing down, there's this little trick I like to play. I'd plow this virgin who's on her period, and after I'm done I'd just run out into the living room, or the dance floor, with all that bloody goop on my junk and yell, OH MY GOD, I'VE BEEN SHOT IN THE NADS! Yeah, good times. — Zach Braff

The more you give, the better you become. — Renzo Gracie

Writing, at its heart, is a solitary pursuit, designed to make people depressoids, drug addicts, misanthropes, and antisocial weirdos. — Mindy Kaling

Sammy felt...that he would rather not love at all than be punished for loving. He had no idea of how long his life would one day seem to have gone on; how daily present the absence of love would come to feel. — Michael Chabon

If I see what you're up to on Facebook but I don't see your updates on Flickr, I'll still care about Facebook. — Max Levchin

[T]here is really nothing 'out there' to get because, already, within this moment, everything is whole and complete. — Steve Hagen

I'm against ObamaCare, which is imposing radical change, and I would be against a conservative imposing radical change ... I don't think right-wing social engineering is any more desirable than left-wing social engineering ... I don't think imposing radical change from the right or the left is a very good way for a free society to operate. — Newt Gingrich

Loss of worldly riches is better than loss of heavenly treasures. — Matshona Dhliwayo

I have a really dry sense of humor. I don't think it's funny when people wink at the camera. That's more of an actor thing, just committing to whatever the thing is. — Topher Grace

Every particle that makes up a human being has things that make it totally authentic and unique. Each person has the ability to create things never imagined by the human eye. The human capacity is simply infinite, the truth is simply amazing, and the truth is all human beings are universes within the universe. — Paola Sanjinez

I've tried so many different ways of meeting the right person. I assumed for years that the first step was to pretend I'm not a hit man. — Jay Stringer

The problem with those honorable men," Avi says, "is that they expect everyone else to be honorable in the same way. — Neal Stephenson