Bernalyn Hapin Quotes & Sayings

Thirst teaches all animals to drink, but drunkenness belongs only to man. — Henry Fielding

Every act, every deed of justice and mercy and benevolence, makes heavenly music in Heaven. — Ellen G. White

It's not the nineteenth century; I'm not meant to be judged on how good a housekeeper I am. Getting down on the floor with a lemon and a bucket of vinegar does not make me a better person. — Emily Matchar

Rule three, never underestimate nosy neighbors. Mrs. Rupp called and wanted to know why you were standing in the alley, looking into her windows, and she was wondering if she should call the police. I explained it was most likely *my* windows you were looking in and reminded her that *I* was the police, so she needn't bother with another phone call. — Janet Evanovich

[ ... ] [E]very citizen has to avoid any activities and speeches that harm the image of the country and interests of the people. — Thein Sein

You put a baby in a crib with an apple and a rabbit. If it eats the rabbit and plays with the apple, I'll buy you a new car. — Harvey Diamond

Before we congratulate ourselves upon the absence of certain faults from our nation or society, we ought to ask ourselves why it is that these faults are absent. Are we without the fault because we have the opposite virtue? Or are we without the fault because we have the opposite fault? — G.K. Chesterton

I don't particularly care how many records we sell any more because we've kind of bought all the equipment we want to buy. — Sean Booth

There will come a time - in the not-so-distant future - when you will no longer need to make a special trip to see me or anyone else to get "attuned" to this new band of frequencies. Soon you'll be sitting in a theater, on an airplane, or on a bus, and you'll simply pick up this new resonance from the person sitting next to you. — Eric Pearl

Was it possible to hammer 3.6 million American teachers into becoming master educators if their SAT scores were below average? — Amanda Ripley

Oh do not die, for I shall hate All women so, when thou art gone. — John Donne

In my belief, a harvest is also a legacy, for very often what you reap is, in the way of small miracles, more than you consciously know you have sown. — Faith Baldwin