Berlatsky Noah Quotes & Sayings

even admirable human desires for love, for belonging, and for meaning can be manipulated by unscrupulous individuals to benefit themselves — Noah Berlatsky

It's easier to do comedy with an audience, because their reactions tell you whether or not what your saying qualifies as comedy. — Doug Benson

Your face is burning so bright, I'm afraid for the draperies. Are you all right?"
Fortunately, no one ever died of embarrassment. "Must be the sun. I always end up looking like a tomato."
"Right," her friends drawled. "Because the sun is so very hot through those thick rain clouds."
"Oh, shut up!" Emily laughed despite herself. "I'm blushing and I've not intention of explaining why. — Kady Cross

He's not pointing to anybody, he's showing off how high he can count! — Bobby Heenan

One hard day of work proves you have heart. But day after day is what proves you have maturity and commitment. — Dwayne Johnson

... longing for someone I couldn't have. — Penelope Ward

Chilled ice tea that tempered tepid summer days lathered thick with humidity. Frothy hot chocolate that cut winter's chill. Bedtime prayers that sent our fears scrambling in panicked flight. Golden bouquets of dandelions aromatically rich with the gift of summers scent. Family meals that wove yet another binding thread in and through the tapestry of those seated around the table. These are but the slightest sampling of the innumerable gifts my mother handed to this child of hers. And without them, my life would be impoverished beyond words to describe. — Craig D. Lounsbrough

You forget, time doesn't exist anymore. You gave it to me. — Gayle Forman

When we read dystopia, we root for these people to break free because we are these people; hoping and fighting against things that are bigger than ourselves. — Ally Condie

The head of Goldwater's California operation "what was so uncomfortable around people that he worked up a routine to deal with employees with whom he was forced to share an elevator: "Taken your vacation yet?" he would ask when they entered; answer took just long enough to deliver him to his fourth-floor office. — Rick Perlstein

Music just ain't what it used to;
We used to have songs that you could shoplift or boost to. — Jadakiss

If your gonna go down, go down swinging! — Fred Astaire

Sometimes failure is the best thing that can happen to you if you learn to listen to the lessons in it. — Jeff Goins

When you're old-fashioned like I am, you know marriage is forever. Those vows are a promise. — Brad Paisley

Though Roose had been in battles, he bore no scars. Though well past forty, he was as yet unwrinkled, with scarce a line to tell of the passage of time. — George R R Martin