Berghoff Cookware Quotes & Sayings

I punched my hand through the water. I wanted to kick his ass. 'This is between me and Belly.' Smug piece of shit. - Conrad Fisher — Jenny Han

Fine!' she snapped, the desperation to have him growing exponentially now. 'I missed you. Only you. No man could ever make me feel like you do. I'm ruined for all others. I renamed all my vibrators after you and none of them get me off like you can. Happy now?'
His eyes glazed for a second. '*All* your vibrators?'
-Convicted — Dee Tenorio

The finest wits have their sediment. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

I'd rather welcome change than cling to the past. — Robert T. Kiyosaki

Knowledge is never in doubt. Wisdom is never certain. — Dee Hock

Where there is plenty, charity is a duty, not a courtesy — Owen Feltham

In Minnesota it's so cold some nights you have to wear two condoms. — Bruce Lansky

There's an unsavory term for that- a guy forcing a girl to do sexual things. But what is it they say? You can't rape the willing. And I'd be willing. Oh, how I'd be willing. — M. Leighton

An overly expansive virtual 'toll' for the Internet that blocks consumers' and competitors' access to the e-commerce superhighway is not the right answer. — Marsha Blackburn

Why hasn't anyone ever told me the prostate was some kind of magical pleasure zone? Are there unicorns and orgasm fairies dancing around in there? — Sarina Bowen

Zen Master Dogen has pointed out that anxiety, when accepted, is the driving force to enlightenment in that it lays bare the human dilemma at the same time that it ignites our desire to break out of it. — Philip Kapleau

#1 priority is water, water and more water. — Joe Teti