Bentzel Podiatrist Quotes & Sayings

And no matter what anybody says, I don't believe all this trouble started when women got the vote. As far as I'm concerned, it goddamn well got started when you taught each other how to read. — Susan Elizabeth Phillips

It's very hard to have a productive dialogue with a thirteen-year-old boy, as every gently broached subject becomes an Ultimate Conversation, requiring defense systems and counterattacks to attacks that were never launched. What begins as an innocent observation about his habit of leaving things in the pockets of dirty clothes ends with Sam blaming his parents for his twenty-eighth-percentile height, which makes him want to commit suicide on YouTube. — Jonathan Safran Foer

You're a Demigod Percy, half god and half mortal! — Rick Riordan

I have always disliked the idea of an arts ghetto in which poetry is kept on a life-support system. — Tony Harrison

To worship God in truth is to recognize Him for being who He is, and to recognize ourselves for what we are. — Brother Lawrence

Professional men, they have no cares;
Whatever happens, they get theirs. — Ogden Nash

I spent a lot of time with a crown on my head. — Halle Berry