Bennies Liquor Quotes & Sayings

Two people can work on a problem better than one. — Whitfield Diffie

Jeff: You know most people who've had near death experiances say they say a white light. What did you see?

Akmed: I saw flying car parts!


Jeff: What was the last thing that went through your mind?


Akmed: My ass. But I saw a blue Prius! Is it true you have one of those? Did you know that if your driving down the highway in a Prius and you stick your hand out the window the car will turn?! — Jeff Dunham

Educated men and women, especially those who are in college, very often get the idea that religion is fit only for the common people. No young man or woman can make a greater error than this ... — Booker T. Washington

We tried to trademark proximity, but you can't because it's a word, — Michael Lewis

The two of them might as well have been alone. It was the kind of look that people in love exchanged, or people who were about to kill each other. — Rachel Caine

As long as I live and breathe, I will be with you. — Sherry Thomas

Education is the number one priority. — Vincent Kartheiser