Benets Nursery Quotes & Sayings

I actually did an Agatha Christie monologue for my audition showcase at Guildhall, and that's how I got my agent. Some people said 'ooh it's old hat' and 'too risky'. Some people think she's all about the narrative and thriller aspect at the expense of character and I disagree. I did it anyway and it worked well. — Thomas Howes

Popular kids are just a powerful union of needy, insecure losers. — Jay Bell

England is governed not by logic but by parliament. — Benjamin Disraeli

For seventy-five years I've made ladies dresses. That means that for seventy-five years I have made women happy. For seventy-five years I have made mature women spin around in front of the mirror like young girls. For seventy-five years I have made young girls look in the mirror and for the first time see a woman staring back at them. I have made young men's eyes pop out. I've made old men's eyes pop out. Because the right dress does that. It makes ordinary women feel extraordinary. — Jane L Rosen

I never allow myself to be influenced in the smallest degree either by atmospheric disturbances or by the arbitrary divisions of what is known as Time. — Marcel Proust

To vanish in the chinks that Time has made. — Samuel Rogers

If you're going to make a musical, don't cartoon it from the play. Make it better than the play. Have a reason for making it sing. — Jerome Lawrence

Microsoft is ten times smarter, a hundred times more aggressive, and bound by no particular rules. It gives Randy a little frisson just to imagine Harvard Li's situation: being chased across the planet by Microsoft's state-of-the-art hellhounds. — Neal Stephenson

Money is what you'd get on beautifully without if only other people weren't so crazy about it. — Margaret Case Harriman

They never predict anything fun," Granuaile answered. "Just once I'd like to hear a prophet tell someone, 'Thou shalt win a bitchin' Camaro on a game show. — Kevin Hearne

Shame on the body for breaking down while the spirit perseveres. — John Dryden

Note: When reading dry political theory, such as the texts you will find on the following pages, it may be useful to apply the Exclamation Point Test from time to time, to determine if the material you are reading is actually relevant to your life. To apply this test, simply go through the text replacing all the punctuation marks at the ends of the sentences with exclamation points. If the results sound absurd when read aloud, then you know you're wasting your time. — CrimethInc.

I have to be honest: I don't get many, if any - I don't know that I've ever received a phone call in my office from somebody that says they've been discriminated against based on their sexual orientation. — Kevin Cramer

Leadership Seductions are behaviors or attitudes in which we become "stuck". — Catherine Robinson-Walker

I'm a bagel on a plate full of onion rolls! — Fanny Brice