Belize Funny Quotes & Sayings

Just the attempt to learn a [new] language is like running different software through the brain. — Andrew Weil

Because it's not only that a child is inseparable from the family in which he lives, but that the lives of families are determined by the community in which they live and the cultural tradition from which they come. — Bernice Weissbourd

How should we live? someone asked me in a letter.
I had meant to ask him
the same question.

0 likes — Wislawa Szymborska

She turned down her street once more, glaring at the garish lights someone had put up along their house. Might as well light the roof with "Santa Park Here". Sheesh. The closer she got to home, though, the lower her heart sank. The overly bright house looked suspiciously like ... No. Oh, no. He wouldn't. He had. Light up animated animals were dotted all over her lawn. The circle of life has apparently found our power outlet. And why the fuck is there a Star of David on my roof? She wasn't exactly the most church-going member of the community, but you'd think Simon would know what religion she was. After all, she knew exactly who was going to officiate at his funeral. She picked up her cell phone and called Emma. "I'm going to kill him. — Dana Marie Bell

A modern hospital is like Grand Central Station - all noise and hubbub, and is filled with smoking physicians, nurses, orderlies, patients and visitors. Soft drinks are sold on each floor and everybody guzzles these popular poisons. The stench of chemicals offends the nose, while tranquillizers substitute for quietness. — Herbert M. Shelton

I have a vision of the whole Church getting nearer to God by abiding by the precepts of the Book of Mormon. — Ezra Taft Benson

I always hope for the better for the continent and what I know comes from Africa. Living in the West we feel like we're so removed from the continent that we can somewhat shut off. — Djimon Hounsou

Once we truly understand that God's will is that we be happy, we no longer feel the need to ask for anything other than that God's will be done. — Marianne Williamson

We have to be so one with God that we do not continually need to ask for guidance. — Oswald Chambers

If one is not happy, one has lost the very purpose of life ... — Maharishi Mahesh Yogi

I wouldn't be caught dead marring a woman old enough to be my wife. — Tony Curtis

There's almost nothing worse than spending an entire day anticipating watching a Yankees vs. Red Sox game, only to have the score be 9-0 in the third inning. — Tucker Elliot