Bejesus Stoned Quotes & Sayings

My men have suffered greatly (from boredom), much blood has been shed (by mosquitoes), and I have swung my ax mightily (chopping firewood). Surely we have earned our place in the annals of history - for never has there been so little war in a war. — Seth Grahame-Smith

False humility is thinly veiled ego disguised as self confidence. — Dov Davidoff

Now, after my confession, I felt battered, like one of those dolls that always bounces back up when hit. But here's the thing - those silly dolls get hit all the more for it. — Kresley Cole

Anybody knows, you can conjure anything by the dark of the moon — Tori Amos

I don't think my mum ever understood my love of Doctor Who. Surely her strongest memory would have been me, standing at the top of the stairs, crying about how the "jelly men" were going to get me? Sorry, Mum, for those sleepless nights, but it was with good reason they called it Terror of the Zygons. — Steve Berry

Man never learned a thing from talk'en, but he sure learned a lot when he listened. — George Herrman

Silly me. I dreamed big."
He gave her a sly grin. "And you got it. — Tessa Dare

Guilt is the cause of more marauders
than history's most obscene disauders — E. E. Cummings

Then, with a stately leap, the sun bounded into the sky, and the whole, messy, beautiful, broken world was stained with fire. — Kate Constable

I try to keep in mind Oscar Wilde's comment that "saints always have a past and sinners always have a future," so no investment should be ruled out simply on the basis of past history. We focus on liquidation analysis and liquidation analysis alone. — Peter Cundill

We cannot live without memories, but we cannot live within them either. — David Baldacci