Beinlichs Northbrook Quotes & Sayings

My friend goes, 'If you're going to use Rogaine, just put it somewhere you're going to remember to use it everyday.' So I put it right next to my Prozac. But now it just feels really pathetic using both of these products at the same time, 'cause if either one works, I don't really need the other one. — Greg Fitzsimmons

Wit and wisdom differ; wit is upon the sudden turn, wisdom is bringing about ends. — John Selden

He was distracting, but a zombie could eat my brains before I'd admit that. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

People judge you because of your weight and your food issues. It's very visual. — Jami Attenberg

I am not an expert in this field but I do try to keep up to date with the Bundesliga. And I do follow World Cups and European Championships more closely. — Angela Merkel

There are certain bridges that are not worth crossing, no matter what others think. Loyalty and relationships are important. — Tony Dungy

In antiquity men studied for their own sake; nowadays men study for the sake of impressing others. — Confucius

My mother, she's like, She can work on herself. — Nicole Sullivan

It's dangerous to watch staggering butterflies. They have a plan but it has no meaning. — Gunter Grass

I open my eyes. That's when I discover what that wailing sound was. My mouth wasn't frozen shut after all. When I finally understand why Aidan and Lucio sounded like they were arguing from miles away: I was straining to hear them over the sound of my own voice. This whole time I've been screaming. — Paige McKenzie

I have my own set of survival techniques. I am patient. I know how to pack light. But my one might travel talent is that I can make friends with anybody. I can make friends with the dead. If there isn't anyone else around to talk to, I could probably make friends with a four-foot-tall pile of sheetrock. That is why I'm not afraid to travel to the most remote places in the world, not if there are human beings there to meet. People asked me before I left, do you have friends [there]?' and I would just shake my head no, thinking to myself, But I will. — Elizabeth Gilbert

In Proverbs we read: 'He that winneth souls is wise.' If any man, women, or child by a godly life and example can win one soul to God, his life will not have been a failure. He will have outshone all the mighty men of his day, because he will have set a stream in motion that will flow on and on forever and ever. — Dwight L. Moody

Memories are not always the best measure of things. — Amy Neftzger

I have to live for me. I have to do what I need to do for me, and I have stopped concerning myself with what people say. — Halle Berry