Quotes & Sayings About Being Drunk On Your Birthday

When I was seventeen I had a body that Adam woulda dropped Eve for. Hot-potato time. It was prime, no lie. Nothing in the wrong place. I had legs a hundred miles long and a booty to die for. Adam woulda said to Eve, "Eve, I'm leaving you, honey," and Jesus himself woulda been in the background saying, "Adam, you're one lucky motherfucker. — Colum McCann

I love you Rush Finlay. You are going to be the best husband and father the world has ever known. One day our son's wife will be thankful that her husband will have had you for a role model. She'll be lucky because of you. Because you will have raised our son to be the man that you are. He'll love her completely because he'll know how. — Abbi Glines

I am content in my later years. I have kept my good humor and take neither myself nor the next person seriously. — Albert Einstein

When your heart is heavy and your spirit in distress,
Reach out your arms to Jesus, and sense his sweet caress.
He answers when we call him, our every prayer he hears,
Reach out your arms to Jesus, for he is always near. — Diane Goold

We stand on no high moral plateau in our time. We are, in fact, plumbing depths of depravity unknown to our ancestors
and whatever may have been the evil in which they engaged, at least they were willing to acknowledge the principle by which their evil was condemned. We have even turned our back on the principle. — Alan Keyes

I can promise you, Potter, that there is nothing you could ever do that would excite me. — Tim O'Rourke

Fuck fate and David's fatalism. I was going to make destiny my bitch. — Jaye Wells

There is in, us a lack of the synthetic faculty which distinguishes things that are important from those that are not. — Henryk Sienkiewicz

Anger was washed away in the river along with any obligation. — Ernest Hemingway,

Fuck you. Fuck you with a chainsaw! — Alex Adams

I fell in love with commerce and the opportunities that come with compelling visual storytelling. — Ruzwana Bashir

Am I as admirable as that ant? — Nobuyuki Fukumoto

He not only overflowed with learning, but stood in the slop. — Sydney Smith

Perception number one, how you want people to think about you when you arrive and perception number two, how you want them to talk about you once you have left. — Chris Murray