Beifuss Quotes & Sayings

Aphrodisiacs come in many forms: food, drink, the internet ... — Craig Ferguson

Im too hung for womens underwear. — M. Shadows

There is nothing to which men, while they have food and drink, cannot reconcile themselves. — George Santayana

In reference to right answers - Knowing is a process, not a product. — Jerome Bruner

How blest am I in this discovering thee!
To enter in these bonds is to be free;
Then where my hand is set, my seal shall be.
Full nakedness! All joys are due to thee,
As souls unbodied, bodies unclothed must be — John Donne

I had heard of offices feeling like prisons, but in this case our prison felt, rather anticlimactically, like an office. — William Ritter

When I got 'Trophy Wife', the first fear is, 'This could go away;' the second is, 'It's here and I love it; I hope it gets a second season.' — Michaela Watkins

One time I was doing an interview for a gay magazine and halfway through the journalist found out I wasn't gay. He said, 'Sorry, I can't continue the interview.' Because they only had gay public figures in their magazine. I felt so crestfallen. I wanted to tell him: but I play fundraisers for gay marriage! I'd rather my kids were gay than straight!' — Moby

For a lot of people, if they're lucky, it begins with somebody who recognizes something in them. — David Morse

He stumbled and told the truth one night: workers had lost protections under WorkChoices. — David Marr

How am I? If we grumble at sickness, God won't grant us death,' replied Platon, and at once resumed the story he had begun. — Leo Tolstoy

There is no teacher but the enemy. No one but the enemy will tell you what the enemy is going to do. No one but the enemy will ever teach you how to destroy and conquer. Only the enemy shows you where you are weak. Only the enemy tells you where he is strong. And the rules of the game are what you can do to him and what you can stop him from doing to you. — Orson Scott Card