Beer Mug Engraving Quotes & Sayings

Maybe I should drive," Troy said. "She knows what she's doing," Mad Rogan said. I sniffed. "What?" "The fragrance of a genuine compliment from Mad Rogan. So rare and sweet. — Ilona Andrews

If you think someone's trying too hard, that's the worst thing they can do. To me, it's just desperate, never funny and never witty. It's kind of really old hat because just being shocking isn't enough. It has to change how you think about something. It has to startle you. It has to make you look at something and reconsider whether you're right. That's the whole point. — John Waters

Plant seeds.
Don't be stupid.
God's not sending anyone else.
He sent you.
To Save yourself.
Be smart.
Plant as many seeds as you can,
for as long as you can.
You never know...
Plant good seeds everwhere.
Plant seeds of love.
Plant seeds of kindness.
Plant seeds of friendship.
Plant seeds of hope. — Jose N. Harris

I feel like an old lady; my hero is Miss Marple. — Helen Oyeyemi

What you are prepared to do in order to achieve what you want is the only cost involved in achieving that goal. — Steven Redhead

Sex was for men. Marriage, like lifeboats, was for women and children. — Carrie Fisher

Dig your nails deep enough into the back of a Soviet, and eventually you'll find a Russian. — Magnus Flyte

You know, since the reviews have come out and people have reacted to it, I've realized that is in a sense what has happened. But as I was writing them, I didn't feel a part of any tradition. I think that would have been too overwhelming, in a sense. — Jhumpa Lahiri

In adopting the republican form of government, I not only took it as a man does his wife, for better, for worse, but, what few men do with their wives, I took it knowing all its bad qualities. — Gouverneur Morris

Then I felt like having a piss and I did that — Bryce Courtenay

All the little duckies with their heads in the water
Heads in the water
All the little duckies with their heads in the water
Oh, such sweet little duckies. — Ruta Sepetys

I knew there was no point in debating a man such as this. The world bent and contorted itself to fit his understanding, not the other way around. I could not make him see reason, could not make him regret his actions. It would be a mistake to try. — David Liss

We must drop the idea that change comes slowly. It does ordinarily - in part because we think it does. Today changes must come fast; and we must adjust our mental habits, so that we can accept comfortably the idea of stopping one thing and beginning another overnight. We must discard the idea that past routine, past ways of doing things, are probably the best ways. On the contrary, we must assume that there is probably a better way to do almost everything. We must stop assuming that a thing which has never been done before probably cannot be done at all. — Donald M. Nelson

I have a lot to be grateful for. — Alice Sebold

With your two feet and your two hands and the big fucking brain on your shoulders you can do anything. — John O'Callaghan