Beer Limericks Quotes & Sayings

Nobody can ever make enough money for as many poor relatives as I've got. Somebody's got a sick kid, or somebody needs an operation, somebody ain't got this, somebody ain't got that. Or to give the kids all a car when they graduate. — Dolly Parton

I didn't get to go to prom; I was filming a death scene on my prom night. But I got to go to all the homecomings, and even the winter formals I got to go to, but the only thing I missed was the prom, but everything else was great. — Michael Angarano

All my human relationships have to do with a mask of me, and I must perpetually be the victim of living a completely hidden life. — Friedrich Nietzsche

My dad is from India, my mom is from Russia. Fortunately, we moved a lot. I went to a lot of different schools and completely different cultures, so that's my background. — Annet Mahendru

I became hysterical and frightened and begged for sedation. And that was just the first prenatal visit. — Erma Bombeck

I always go extreme ways. — Niki Lauda

Wherever a man may happen to turn, whatever a man may undertake, he will always end up by returning to that path which nature has marked out for him. — Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

As long as you have a system that is based on the rational that if you are making money you are thereby making a contribution to society, these financial rogue practices will continue. — David Korten

I grew up in Lambeth, I went to normal schools and I've grown up in a city where people say what they think. — Ken Livingstone

You shall forget that I am part of an enemy army, I shall forget that you are a woman who spends much of her time working out how to subvert that army, and we shall just . . . be two people? — Jojo Moyes

The terrible thing about the quest for truth is that you find it. — Remy De Gourmont

People have often asked if I'm gay because I don't go out of my way to spit and scratch and give people attitude. — Jason Bateman

Miss Kuhli (Merrihew had heard it "Cooley" the day before, and had built quite a different picture) was Eurasian. Not since the perfection of ferro-concrete and its self-stressed freedom has architecture been able to match the construction of such eyelids and supraorbital arches as those with which Miss Kuhli had been born. Her hands seemed to be the cooperative work of a florist and a choreographer. Her body had not been designed, but inspired, and her hair was such that it could not be believed at a single glance. — Theodore Sturgeon