Quotes & Sayings About Beer Goggles

And few hookups, if any, ever take place sober. And while wearing "beer goggles" may make people appear more attractive, it doesn't exactly make for sexual ecstasy! There's always been a difference between pleasure and scoring. — Michael Kimmel

Come on, buddy
she's pretty cute. After another beer, she'll go up to really cute. — Katie Allen

I love the Tea Party. They are the ultimate beer goggles. They make everything look better. — Bill Maher

Beer goggles are no match for atrocious lighting. — Jessica Park

You don't look better through beer goggles," she says. "The problem is you look way too fine without them. You're like a damn demigod."

"Wait, just a demigod? I was shooting for Zeus."

"Ask me after we ... you know."

"After you see my thunderbolt?"

"Jesus Christ, you're impossible. — Mercy Brown