Beelzebub Funny Quotes & Sayings

I like comedy, I mean, in all forms. — Paul Mooney

He stared at her openly, at her intense mourning, at the dignity of her grief, — Gabriel Garcia Marquez

I like teaching. I would like to help out with the young catchers; be there for them and obviously, you know, what it takes to get here. That's the biggest thing, I think. — Jorge Posada

I'm the girl nobody knows until she commits suicide. Then suddenly everyone had a class with her. — Tom Leveen

An eye for an eye my friend. — Tsugumi Ohba

Ain't nothing greater than an x-rater with a nickname like Vibrator. — Snoop Dogg

A person with a flexible schedule and average resources will be happier than a rich person who has everything except a flexible schedule. Step one in your search for happiness is to continually work toward having control of your schedule. — Scott Adams

People need immediate places to refresh, reinvent themselves. Our surroundings built and natural alike, have an immediate and a continuing effect on the way we feel and act, and on our health and intelligence. These places have an impact on our sense of self, our sense of safety, the kind of work we get done, the ways we interact with other people, even our ability to function as citizens in a democracy. In short, the places where we spend our time affect the people we are and can become. — Tony Hiss

There is a difference between running with all your heart with your eyes closed and running with all your heart with your eyes wide open. — Simon Sinek

Excessive fear and self-doubt that were the greatest detractors of personal genius. — Robert Kiyosaki

Sometimes, whether you like it or not, people elevate you. It's real easy to fall. — Eddie Vedder

I got an email from my ex, telling me that she has AIDS. I didn't know how to comfort her, so I just wrote back I know. — Anthony Jeselnik

Don't let fatigue make a coward of you. — Steve Prefontaine

Just as the Bible teaches, to give is to live. This is how God designed life to function. — Timothy R. Jennings

Can the cannibal speak in the name of those he ate? — Bill Vaughan