Bedroom Farce Quotes & Sayings

Sing out and say something, my hearties. Roar and pull, my thunderbolts! Beach me, beach me on their black backs, boys; only do that for me, and I'll sign over to you my Martha's Vineyard plantation, boys; including wife and children, boys. — Herman Melville

If we attempt to preserve the consumer economy indefinitely, ecological forces will dismantle it savagely. If we proceed to dismantle it gradually ourselves, we will have the opportunity of replacing it with a low consumption economy that can endure. — Alan Thein Durning

Let Indian history be set side by side with Europe history with what there is of the latter century by century and let us see whether India need blush at the comparison. — Annie Besant

I always think it's far more admirable to confuse people than it is to reassure them. — Will Sheff

Twenty-four feet is puddlenuts in Giant Country. — Roald Dahl

If all this tree is from mom and all this tree is from him
where do I grow my own branches? — Thalia Chaltas

Like most celebrities, of course, I adore all the Mario games. — Josie Maran

Without question, his picture did not do him justice, but again, he was dead when it was taken — Loren D. Estleman

I'm not so sure the role of the United States is going around the world saying this is the way its gotta be. — George W. Bush

We have it on good authority that they might disguise it as a double entendre in a bedroom farce and deliver it up the rear entrance at Comedy. — Jasper Fforde

If not for Death, they'd be content to simply exist, but with Death, well, their lives will have meaning - a boundary beyond which the living cannot cross. — Neil Gaiman

There is no romance without some lying. That's what romance is - a little bit of Vaseline on the camera lens of life. — Richard Jeni

When there are no avenues of escape or one is caught even before any attempt to escape can be made, then for the first time the use of self-defense techniques should be considered. Even at times like these, do not show any intention of attacking, but first let the attacker become careless. At that time attack him concentrating one's whole strength in one blow to a vital point and in the moment of surprise, escape and seek shelter and help. — Gichin Funakoshi

Alicia, do I sell fertilizer?" Massie asked.
"No, why?" Alicia fell for Massie's setup.
"Then why do you think I give a crap? — Lisi Harrison

I have something to say to the religionist who feels atheists never say anything positive: You are an intelligent human being. Your life is valuable for its own sake. You are not second-class in the universe, deriving meaning and purpose from some other mind. You are not inherently evil - you are inherently human, possessing the positive rational potential to help make this a world of morality, peace and joy. Trust yourself. — Dan Barker