Bedpan Urinal Quotes & Sayings

Once the call of God comes to you, start going and never stop. — Oswald Chambers

I reach down and grab my cock
the rolling scenery in my mind
far from peaceful — Wren Verlaine

There were no public health laws in Ankh-Morpork. It would be like installing smoke detectors in Hell. — Terry Pratchett

He turns to me and blinks. "You need to go to Kingston and I need the feathers of a snowy owl." He says it so plainly, so flat, like we're speaking about pizza toppings. — Anonymous

We could of brought weeners, she said. Yeah. Marshmallers. You wouldnt think a car would burn like that. — Cormac McCarthy

Fortunately, as human history has shown, it is not unusual for good to come of evil, less is said about the evil that can come out of good — Jose Saramago

I break my back for music because it's something that I love, but I'm not going to break my back for a bank. I wouldn't want to be an ATM repairman; there are some things that just aren't worth it. — Joshua Homme

You are at once both the quite and the confusion of my heart. — Nico J. Genes