Beckenham Weather Quotes & Sayings

Some broken things you can't mend. Some you have to put together very slowly piece by fragile piece, waiting until the last bit of work is strong enough before you try the next. It takes a lot of patience. — Juliet Marillier

I can't get a relationship to last longer than it takes to make copies of their tapes. — Margaret Smith

The laws of physics and chemistry must be the same in a crucible as in the larger laboratory of Nature. — Alfred Harker

A couple, both age seventy-eight, went to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?" The man said, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?" The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse," and charged them $50. The couple asked for another appointment and returned once a week for several weeks. They would have intercourse, pay the doctor, then leave. Finally, the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find out?" The old man said, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $93 and the Hilton Inn charges $108. We do it here for $50, and I get $43 back from Medicare. — Burton G. Malkiel

There is no folly of the beasts of the earth which is not — Herman Melville

It is not very comfortable to have the gift of being amused at one's own absurdity. LXXX — W. Somerset Maugham