Beauregard Muppet Quotes & Sayings

If I loan money to a friend or relative, the relationship will be strained or destroyed. The only relationship that would be enhanced is the kind resulting from one party being the master and the other party a servant. — Dave Ramsey

ready for the next shift. Colleen was coming out of the kitchen and saw her as she walked towards the bar. — Ashley Merrick

Apparently," Vetinari remarked to Drumknott, "the pounding of the railway wagons will lead to immorality. — Terry Pratchett

Concentration Attention Multitasking Boredom Procrastination — Sharon Salzberg

If I have any faith at all, I guess that's it. Faith in the small love that keeps our family together. — Michael Ian Black

Everything on earth has happened before,
nothing is new,
but woe to the lovers
who fail to discover a fresh blossom
in every future kiss. — Jaroslav Seifert

Remove all the walls and curtains so you can get closer and purely love. Have principles but do not use them to exclude or to judge the others. Stay far from idols, specially from those you made from your own principles. Have a powerful faith, but do not play the powerful. — Shams Tabrizi

In a way, it was the beginning of something I'd long feared: that vampires would become part of the popular culture. That people would be too busy worshiping them or imitating them or even laughing at them - and forget to fear them. — Seth Grahame-Smith

I really don't have that many run-ins. People by and large are very nice to me. — Peggy Lee

Is it even always an advantage to replace an indistinct picture by a sharp one? Isn't the indistinct one often what we need? — Ludwig Wittgenstein

Eradicating a religion of kindness is, I think, a terrible thing for the Chinese to attempt. — Martin Scorsese

As Einstein might have put it, only a very malicious (and, therefore, in his mind unimaginable) God would have conspired to have created a universe that so unambiguously points to a Big Bang origin without its having occurred. — Lawrence M. Krauss

Regular expository preaching of the Bible is the staple diet of a healthy church. — Alistair Begg

In that memorable year, 1822: Oersted, a Danish physicist, held in his hands a piece of copper wire, joined by its extremities to the two poles of a Volta pile. On his table was a magnetized needle on its pivot, and he suddenly saw (by chance you will say, but chance only favours the mind which is prepared) the needle move and take up a position quite different from the one assigned to it by terrestrial magnetism. A wire carrying an electric current deviates a magnetized needle from its position. That, gentlemen, was the birth of the modern telegraph. — Louis Pasteur