Beauforts Pirate Quotes & Sayings

He unlaced his arms and took a step forward. "You hurt?"
"Not badly." She tried to smile, but her lips only curved on one side. "My main problem is that I'm stuck to a cactus."
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"How'd you manage to get tangled up with a cactus?" J.T. crouched beside her and started extricating her from the prickly plant.
"Well, believe it or not, I was on my way to apologize to you when a prairie-dog hole jumped up and grabbed my shoe heel. — Karen Witemeyer

He walked slowly into the middle of the clearing and looked steadily at the skull that gleamed as white as ever the conch had done and seemed to jeer at him cynically An inquisitive ant was busy in one of the eye sockets but otherwise the thing was lifeless. Or was it? — William Golding

If we cannot live entirely like human beings, at least let us do everything in our power not to live entirely like animals, — Jose Saramago

Friendliness is next to godliness. — Matshona Dhliwayo

One of the things important about history is to remember the true history. — George W. Bush

Happiness is a sunbeam which may pass through a thousand bosoms without losing a particle of its original ray; nay, when it strikes on a kindred heart, like the converged light on a mirror, it reflects itself with redoubled brightness. It is not perfected till it is shared. — Jane Porter

Lance Armstrong admitted he used performance-enhancing drugs throughout his career. He confessed in front of the most respected judge in the land, Oprah Winfrey. — Craig Ferguson

I'm not giving the president a blank check, period. — Jim McDermott

I would let my kids watch this stuff way before I'd let them watch something like 'Full House' that I think would make them stupid. — Trey Parker

Managers are the most creative people in the world. — Maharishi Mahesh Yogi