Bbq Humor Quotes & Sayings

Congratulations on the new spawn, by the way."
"Well," Gem said, "that was better than what Wraith said." She lowered her voice and did an imitation of Wraith. "Way cool about the fuck-trophy. — Larissa Ione

What's that supposed to mean? A wolf's head on a stick. Big wolf barbecue tonight? Bring your own wolf? — Eoin Colfer

Since then, my approach to all things spiritual is rather cynical you could say. When somebody present something to me as spiritual, my first instinct is to be cynical and think, "oh yeah, one of those again." You see so much of it see in "spiritual culture" and people get very excited about it. It's all very "hoo haw." — Brad Warner

It is harrowing for me to try to teach 20-year-old students, who earnestly want to improve their writing. The best I can think to tell them is: Quit smoking, and observe posted speed limits. This will improve your odds of getting old enough to be wise — Barbara Kingsolver

What is your name?" I asked.
"Thorn."
"Thorn?"
"If you touch me, you bleed. — P.A. Ross

Occasionally we will be overwhelmed, but mostly we will be enchanted. — Jean Houston

She never expected gross perfidy from the meek and mild." Mathilde saw her own face reflected in the window, but no, it was a barn owl on a low branch in the cherry trees. She could barely master herself. She had never expected this. These women. Such kindness. Their eyes shining in the dim room. They saw her. She didn't know why, but they saw her and they loved her even still. "There's — Lauren Groff

It was treacherous. I think someone was injured. But I did love being there, we all did. — Madeleine Stowe

The dreams are the skeleton of all reality. — James Salter

Like most Michigan natives, Ferguson had a vague knowledge of a thing called barbecue, but had never actually eaten any. He was, however, intimately familiar with whiskey. — Doug Worgul

You might have been enough the man you are, with striving less to be so — William Shakespeare

Stuff that used to be hard just isn't hard anymore! — Robin Sloan

What modern art required was an imagination drawn to possibilities, rather than braced by smug presumptions. — Meredith Duran

Presidents in both parties - from John F. Kennedy to Ronald Reagan - have known that our free-enterprise economy is the source of our middle-class prosperity. — Marco Rubio

We are being very nomadic with the truth, yes? — Jonathan Safran Foer