Bazooka Golf Quotes & Sayings

When I was drunk I wanted to get sober and when I was sober I wanted to get drunk,' John L. says; 'I lived that way for years, and I submit to you that's not livin that's a fuckin death-in-life. — David Foster Wallace

She told me only people we love the most can destroy us, because no one else has that kind of power. — Kiersten White

The written word has taught me to listen to the human voice, much as the great unchanging statues have taught me to appreciate bodily motions. On the other hand, but more slowly, life has thrown light for me on the meaning of books. — Marguerite Yourcenar

Sorrow was my constant companion, even though I no longer wept. It was the shadow that followed me on sunny days, the weight pressing down upon my spirits on cloudy ones. — Melanie Benjamin

You think nuts don't apply to the FBI? We get 'em all the time. A man in a Moe hairpiece applied in St. Louis last week. He had a bazooka, two rockets, and a bearskin shako in his golf bag." "Did you hire him? — Thomas Harris

Girls are telling me to take my shirt off. It's like, 'Hello! I'm a person, too!' — Alex Meraz

I was recently asked what it takes to become a writer. Three things, I answered: first, one must cultivate incompetence at almost every other form of profitable work. This must be accompanied, second, by a haughty contempt for all the forms of work that one has established that one cannot do. To these two must be joined, third, the nuttiness to believe that other people can be made to care about your opinions and views and be charmed by the way you state them. Incompetence, contempt, lunacy
once you have these in place, you are set to go. — Joseph Epstein

I consider PirateBallerina to be the most credible news source in the Denver area. — Ward Churchill

Plus, I was about to spend six weeks with Christian Ozera. He was sarcastic, difficult, and made jokes about everything. Actually, he was a lot like me.
It was going to be a long six weeks. — Richelle Mead

Sweetheart, if it's not too much of an imposition, I would be forever beholden to you if you could kindly assume a reclining position so I can screw your brains out. — Kerrelyn Sparks

Love yourself as you are. Love and approve of yourself. — Louise Hay

No single act is entirely redemptive, but all a fallen man has is the first step back. — Frederick Weisel

When I am once again whole, I shall visit those factory people; I have deep and abiding convictions concerning social action. — Anonymous

The Doctor ... is embarrassingly human for an alien. — Steven Moffat

The Qualia of God have paramount potential to alter your body chemistry through mind-body substrates of neurobiology. — Abhijit Naskar

For I must not measure the speech of a statesman to his people by the impression which it leaves in a university professor, but by the effect it exerts on the people. And this alone gives the standard for the speaker's genius. — Adolf Hitler