Bayeta Mop Quotes & Sayings

I was always a fan of the old-style comics. I loved vaudeville. I loved Milton Berle, Dick Shawn, Phyllis Diller, Don Rickles, Charlie Callas, all those guys. Hilarious. I love the Bing Crosby and Bob Hope movies, and Abbott & Costello. My television influences were 'Monty Python's Flying Circus,' 'Benny Hill,' and 'Hee Haw.' — Larry The Cable Guy

Wondering if God loves us when we're cheating? Oh, but why he lets us feel things, if it's wrong. — Dolly Parton

Prayer is a leader's best friend. Prayer gives her the best offensive strategy in doing the will of God. Prayer should be part of every moment of her life. — Teresa Hampton

At the end of my dream, Eve put the apple back on the branch. The tree went back into the ground. It became a sapling, which became a seed. — Jonathan Safran Foer

He who stands on his tiptoes does not stand firm; he who stretches his legs does not walk (easily). — Lao-Tzu