Baviellos Deli Quotes & Sayings

You won't know your limitations until you soar high and give it a try. — Vikrmn

I've always been drawn to people with problems. Not just physical problems, but mental problems too. Like depressed people or killers, all that stuff. — Amy Sedaris

There are about a dozen great computer graphics people and Jim Blinn is six of them. — Ivan Sutherland

Remember how you used to be able to feel your bed breathing and the walls spinning when you were a kid? — Lynda Barry

There are so few people left alive from back then, you may as well be talking to them about the Black Death. Nobody recalls the shite in the 30s and that were fucking horrible. For Christ's sake, nobody wants to remember the shite in the 80s. It's all forgotten and swept under the rug by the newspapers and the BBC. They get nostalgic about the music, but they never want to mention the misery. It's all shite. As for the bloody Second World War, the politicians only talk about it when they need an excuse to go pissing about in one of those fucking Muslim countries. — Harry Leslie Smith

Have you noticed,' she asked, straightening the counting frames to her liking before closing the cupboard doors and turning toward him, 'that at church when the clergyman is giving his sermon everyone's eyes glaze over and many people even nod off to sleep? But if he suddenly decides to illustrate a point with a little story, everyone perks up and listens. WE were made to tell and listen to stories, Joel, It is how knowledge was passed from person to person and generation to generation before there was the written word, and even afterward, when most people had no access to manuscripts or books and could not read them even if they did. Why do we now feel that storytelling should be confined to fiction and fantasy? Can we enjoy only what has no basis in fact? — Mary Balogh

No man is a man until he is made weak by a woman. — Bee Ridgway

That's not writing, that's typing. — Truman Capote

Right now I'm reading every fashion magazine I can find. As a shoe designer, I feel it's my responsibility to learn as much as I can about the business, past and present. — Fergie

Get on my Harley and act like a guy. — Charlize Theron

Abs - all the assholes had them. Four to six muscles were like a graph chart to show just how big of a douche bag the guy was. — Jamie McGuire

There are no morals in politics; the is only experience. A scoundrel may be of use because he is a scoundrel — Vladimir Ilyich Lenin