Bauschke Libertyville Quotes & Sayings

Helpful Help-desk Incorporated took millions of calls a day, from all over the world, 24-7, 365. One angry, befuddled cretin after another. There was no down time between the calls because there were always several hundred morons in the call queue, all of them willing to wait on hold for hours to have a tech-rep hold their hand and fix their problems. Why bother looking up the solution online, why try to figure the problem out on your own when you could have someone else do your thinking for you. — Ernest Cline

Hope' wins over 'Experience' every time. — Marc Marcel

Your whole family fell from the crazy tree and hit every damn branch on the way down. — Alexandra Bracken

True technique will know how to maintain the illusion of liberty, choice, and individuality; but these will have been carefully calculated so that they will be integrated into the mathematical reality merely as appearances! — Jacques Ellul

To conquer the command in the air means victory; to be beaten in the air means defeat. — Giulio Douhet

Jewish comedy doesn't come out of nothing. Jewish music doesn't come out of nothing ... I don't want to be part of a story where Jews are just victims or bullies - and I'm not saying that's what the Israelis are. — Simon Schama

It bums me out tremendously what the church has become, and if it's got me bummed, imagine what Jesus Christ must be feeling. — Whoopi Goldberg

Swords appear strong, but they're actually quite weak. Jesus appears weak, but he's actually quite strong. — Rob Bell