Bauern Stube Quotes & Sayings

The only way to get a serious message across is through comedy — Woody Harrelson

He decided that we suffer from great temporal homesickness for the decade we were born in. — Thomas Pynchon

My problem is with the warped value system our culture has. Why is it that if you knife a woman in a movie it's PG, but if you swear at her it's rated R and if you make love to her it's rated X? — Tim Dorsey

Our Lord Jesus is no changeable Lover. Having loved his own, he loves them to the end. — Charles Haddon Spurgeon

Nights dark beyond darkness and the days more gray each one than what had gone before. — Cormac McCarthy

Life is a journey. Perhaps we may be more or less pointed towards a general direction, but whether we pave that road with diamonds and gold or just plain dirt and cement is up to us. — Alex Tan

What am I afraid of? The IRS. That's it. I don't want those people knockin' on my door, man. — Tracy Morgan

Spanish - how shall I say this? - is like
Portuguese spoken with a speech impediment. — Sol Luckman

The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life. — George Carlin

The citizen must have high ideals, and yet he must be able to achieve them in
practical fashion. — Theodore Roosevelt

In these tough economic times, everybody has to cut back. I am down to three tabs of ecstasy a day. — Chelsea Handler

The less people know about me, the easier my job is. — Jack Nicholson

Never judge someone by their relatives. — Charles Martin