Battlefield Earth Funny Quotes & Sayings

[T]he real lie that advertising tells is not so much in what it shows, but in what it leaves out. — Stefano Benni

You can be a victim of cancer, or a survivor of cancer. It's a mindset. — Dave Pelzer

My wife she's fat. Why, if she lost a few pounds, she'd be perfectly round. — Rodney Dangerfield

The secret of how to live without resentment or embarrassment in a world in which I was different from everyone else. was to be indifferent to that difference. — Al Capp

We all get given these bodies, and they're all fascinating and different ... I wouldn't want to be without the wrinkles. — Miranda Hart

Human knowledge hasn't been complete enough to understand the afterlife if it hasn't been through the valley of death. — Toba Beta

And the people I'm best friends with on the films are not generally the actors. — Daniel Radcliffe

One thing I've noticed about politics is that these guys have pretty thick hides. — Al Franken

By 7:55 am on December 7, World War II in the Pacific had been in progress for more than eight hours. — Jeffrey Cox

The most effective way to share the gospel is to live it. When we live like disciples of Christ should live, when we aren't just good but happy to be good, others will be drawn to us. — Sheri L. Dew

He probably was mediocre after all, though in a very honorable sense of that word. — Thomas Mann

Knowing God is a matter of grace. It is a relationship in which the initiative throughout is with God - as it must be, since God is so completely above us and we have so completely forfeited all claim on his favor by our sins. — J.I. Packer

How is it that you keep mutating and can still be the same virus? — Chuck Palahniuk