Battleblock Theater Funny Quotes & Sayings

I'm not on drugs, Ben. I'm having an existential crisis. — Kim Fielding

If we were a primitive society, movie stars would be gods. — Sydney Pollack

This Jesus, who was taken up from you into heaven, z will a come in the same way as you saw him go into heaven. — Anonymous

The Society music plays around and over us, but our thoughts are our own. — Ally Condie

Life is a journey; love is the way. Happiness is the shed. — Debasish Mridha

I got kind of scared when I thought they wanted me to do something ... I didn't want to be naked on the front of a magazine unless everybody would know it was a joke. I wouldn't want to be naked even then — Dolly Parton

You gotta understand also that teenage kids just don't have the experience and the studio technique. I mean, in those days it wasn't electronic like it is today, where you can hit a drum and, you know, the engineer does it all. In those days, everything was live and you had to have decent sounds, and through the years you get to weed out what's bad and what's good. — Hal Blaine

Talk to me when your nuts are so blue they look like something you can hang on a Christmas tree. — Amy Andrews

The sunlight pouring in the east window came through her lids and made a dark red beet soup that moved with the rhythm of her heart ... — Stephen King

Since that day there is nothing anyone could ever say to convince me that one person cannot change a nation. One person can do unbelievable things. All it takes is that one person who's willing to risk everything to make it happen. — Sam Childers

Be glad that I haven't take out the pen, the rubber and the pencil once taken... all will die. — Deyth Banger

We should be suspicious when God's call conforms so neatly to our own inclinations. — Christian Wiman

My helicopter conversion was eye-opening, a case of learning '101 ways to kill yourself without trying'. — Richard De Crespigny

All great enterprises have a pearl of faith at their core, and this must be ours: that Americans are still a people born to liberty. That they retain the capacity for self-government. That, addressed as free-born, autonomous men and women of God-given dignity, they will rise yet again to drive back a mortal enemy. — Mitch Daniels

Resources are not taken from nature, but created from nature, — Alex Epstein