Bastardized Thesaurus Quotes & Sayings

Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers. — George Carlin

Mrs Dorothea's typewriter was like a heart, a giant heart beating in the middle of the fog and chaos. — Roberto Bolano

Wings of Love long only to fly away from all directions. — Rumi

There are no more barriers to cross. All I have in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious and the evil, all the mayhem I have caused and my utter indifference toward it I have now surpassed. My pain is constant and sharp and I do not hope for a better world for anyone, in fact I want my pain to be inflicted on others. I want no one to escape, but even after admitting this there is no catharsis, my punishment continues to elude me and I gain no deeper knowledge of myself; no new knowledge can be extracted from my telling. This confession has meant nothing. — Bret Easton Ellis

It is much easier to conquer a country than to conquer ourselves. — Mother Teresa

I've always thought that I'm kind of a cross between a young Bill Clinton and Lyle Lovett. And I just want to say I'm proud of that. Those are two good looking guys. — James Badge Dale

Reading is very good. And you can quote me! — Stan Lee

If literature survives at all, it is as retreat for those who refuse to assimilate to American mass culture. — Sven Birkerts

The best way for a beginner to write for animation is to closely watch animated films, then read the screenplays for them afterwards. — Douglas Wood

I'm not a singer. I've sung in character, but it's just not my thing. — Josh Pais