Bastardized System Quotes & Sayings

I am not merry, but I do beguile the thing I am by seeming otherwise. — William Shakespeare

Even a woman who has the soul of a pirate, at least pirate morals, even a woman who ... has constraints to heterosexual marriage, even a woman who is a freak in our society needs a home. The only characteristic freaks share is our knowledge that we don't fit in. — Kathy Acker

God gives all
God asks all — Elisabeth Elliot

The difference between Opinion and News is the adjectives used. — Benjamin Kane Ethridge

Have - have you got an appointment?' he said.
'I don't know,' said Carrot. 'Have we got an appointment?'
'I've got an iron ball with spikes on,' Nobby volunteered.
'That's a morningstar, Nobby.'
'Is it?'
'Yes,' said Carrot. 'An appointment is an engagement to see someone, while a morningstar is a large lump of metal used for viciously crushing skulls. It is important not to confuse the two, isn't it, Mr-?' He raised his eyebrows.
'Boffo, sir. But-'
'So if you could perhaps run along and tell Dr Whiteface we're here with an iron ball with spi- What am I saying? I mean, without an appointment to see him? Please? Thank you. — Terry Pratchett

I was a gymnast when I was little, like 8, 9, 10. — Pamela Anderson

I do not see how the Japanese can hold out against this united front. — Henry L. Stimson

Come on, planning a wedding, let's be honest, it's not fun. It's not fun being in a wedding. — Wendi McLendon-Covey

Being kind, being compassionate, being respectful does not make you weak. More often, it's the harder path to take. — Liza M. Wiemer

What is there to be afraid of? The worst thing that can happen is you fail. So what? I failed at a lot of things. My first record was horrible. — John Mellencamp