Bashore Robert Quotes & Sayings

Now I have children of my own. They ask their mother what will I be. Will I be handsome, will I be rich? — Jay Livingston

One has freedom as the principal means of action; the other has servitude. Their ... paths [are] diverse; nevertheless, each seems called by some secret design of Providence one day to hold in its hands the destinies of half the world. — Alexis De Tocqueville

Customer: Do you have any medical textbooks?
Bookseller: Sorry, no. They go out of date so quickly we don't stock them, but I can order one in for you.
Customer: I'm not worried about it being in date.
Bookseller: Does your university not request you have a specific edition?
Customer: Oh, I'm not a medical student. I just want to learn how to do stitches.
Bookseller: ... Right.
Customer: Do you have a book on sewing instead? — Jen Campbell

You don't have to stay where you are; you can make a change. — Melissa Peterman

You might be a redneck if more than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general. — Jeff Foxworthy

She's the sort of woman who lives for others - you can tell the others by their hunted expression. — C.S. Lewis

Patronizing the Arts is a brilliantly nuanced assessment of why universities must become art patrons. Learning from the twentieth-century university's embrace of Big Science, Garber argues that twenty-first-century universities must rigorously devote their attention to Big Art. Provocative, witty, and layered, Patronizing the Arts cogently demonstrates the advantages for both art and the university in this new and radical alliance. — Peggy Phelan