Baseball Heckling Quotes & Sayings

No one wants a cherry pie that bites back. — RuPaul

The fear of blacks has become the dirty little secret of our political culture. — Norman Podhoretz

Harold's Bow and Food
Bowl bowl bowl bowl
Food food food food
The miracle of the heavenly restaurant
I mouth this
great dark sad evening
Suddenly they come for me in a limousine
How could I have believed I was vanquished
I never lay slain I
am the victor this parade is for me
Now they have led me to the doors of God
Long ago and forever
I was in this place
on the other side of eating
where I am full and the empty
bowl is beautiful
from Unleashed: Poems by Writers' Dogs — Denis Johnson

Superfund was passed with the good intention of cleaning up America's toxic waste sites. — Fred Thompson

In the future, if nuclear weapons are unleashed there will be no front and no rear. — Nikita Khrushchev

There is nothing quite so depressing as waking up to face a day when you know that you are going to have to deal with a government office or bureaucrat. — Neal Boortz

We've been given the power to have what we visualize, but we tend to visualize what we already have. — Tommy Newberry

A male star named "T.T. Boy" ... is a legend in the business [actor in commercial porn films]. T.T. Boy does not look at all glamorous - he's a small, tough-guy, assistant mobster type; sometimes he chews gum during his lovemaking scenes. He pounds his partners ... Once memorably described as 'nothing more than a life-support system for his penis,' he got the kind of admiring, solid applause reserved for a large artillery piece going by in a parade. — George Plimpton

When you love someone, and you've lost that one, then nothing really matters. — Agnetha Faltskog

I do things like get in a taxi and say, The library, and step on it. — David Foster Wallace

on that night you told me you were the author of my current existence. — Raymond E. Feist

Are there rules about betting on baseball games? Yeah
you have to stay away from the Padres. — James Siegel

New York is in my soul. — Julian Casablancas

I'm not like normal people. I'm no good at relationships. I draw drama to me - it's the Jew in me. — Diane Warren

One would always want to think of oneself as being on the side of love, ready to recognize it and wish it well -but, when confronted with it in others, one so often resented it, questioned its true nature, secretly dismissed the particular instance as folly or promiscuity. Was it merely jealousy, or a reluctance to admit so noble and enviable a sentiment in anyone but oneself? — Shirley Hazzard