Bascomb Homepage Quotes & Sayings

I don't know how to use appliances. I mean, I use the coffee maker. But that's it. — Peter Eisenman

Readers are sexy. — Andrea Jackson

So Achmed if you've been in my suitcase this entire time how have you been getting through security? Oh thats easy they open the suitcase and i say 'ello my name is lindey lohan! — Jeff Dunham

The toad beneath the harrow knows
Where every separate tooth-point goes ;
The butterfly upon the road
Preaches contentment to that toad. — Rudyard Kipling

She is incredibly faithful, just not to the same man — Caroline De Maigret

Death is permanent. There's no coming back if you get off the ferryman's boat. — Martha Sweeney

Either we're making the world a better place or we're making it a better place for parking lots. — Chaunce Stanton

When we are able to see the choices we make through the eyes of self-acceptance, we are transformed. — Jodi Livon