Basball Quotes & Sayings

The few times he made the mistake of relaxing in a woman's bed after a quick lay proved to be serious mistakes. They wanted to coddle and always asked the questions that made him cringe, 'What are you thinking?', 'Do you love me?', 'Where do you see this going?', 'Are you as happy as I am?', 'Why do you keep calling me by my sister's name?', or his personal favorite 'I wonder what our babies will look like.' No, sex was best kept at a woman's house, hotel room or better yet in the backseat of a car. Thank god his neighbor seemed to share the same attitude. He hated the idea of waking up to the sounds of another man grunting and moaning. With his luck the sounds would filter into his dream and he would end up having a gay dream. — R.L. Mathewson

The Internet is a great information tool, and can be a place where kids learn, but we must remember that when kids are online, they are in public. — Mark Kennedy

On sorrow floats laughter. — Gunter Grass

When I go there to Afghanistan or Pakistan, the question both asked - and if it's not asked, implied - is, 'Are you staying this time?' because we left last time, in 1989 in Afghanistan, and we sanctioned Pakistan from 1990 to 2002. So I think it's a fair question. — Michael Mullen

The Transfiguration is the summer lightning of the coming Resurrection. Also of our own resurrection, for we too are to partake — Romano Guardini

Sartre claimed that hell is other people," I said. "He never saw no TV game show," Hawk said. — Robert B. Parker

I am and will always be just simply a basball [sic] player, my tomb stone will just say. Baseball. — Jose Canseco

That's really specific, ma'am. For a prediction, I mean."
"It's not a prediction."
"It's not? Then what is it?"
"It's what is. — Dean Koontz

Music hath the charm to soothe a savage beast, but I'd try a revolver first. — Josh Billings

Most of the writers I like just intimidate and humble me but in that there's a good deal of inspiration to be had as well. — Henry Rollins

. . . This
is not the same river at my fingertips.
There are no paths, no sunken roads
familiar in the forest, by which we can
retrace our steps,
by which we can escape
by which we can reclaim and return,
or hear the child's song running in the timothy . . . — John Daniel Thieme

Break ups are painful, but if initiated at the right time can fuel one's sense of optimism. — Dov Davidoff

We had said, it was either all of us or none of us. — Connie Sellecca