Barzellette Divertentissime Quotes & Sayings

I think you can totally be a totally normal kid from the suburbs of Chicago and go off and play shows. It's one of those things that when you go home, you're still the nerd you were when you left, and your parents still get to yell at you about cleaning up your room, and your girlfriend still drags you to the pet store. — Patrick Stump

From what we get, we can make a living; what we give, however, makes a life. — Arthur Ashe

Great is the power of steady misrepresentation — Charles Darwin

I try to get over to Iraq and Afghanistan as much as I can. — R. Lee Ermey

Most of us carry into marriage not only our childlike illusions, but we bring to it as well the demand that it has to be wonderful, because it's supposed to be. — Eda LeShan

I'd rather be happily single than unhappily married. — Heather Graham

He is fond of enigmas, of conundrums, of hieroglyphics; exhibiting in his solutions of each a degree of acumen which appears to the ordinary apprehension praeternatural. — Edgar Allan Poe

Hooray for differences! Without them, there would be no harmony. In principles, great clarity. In practices, great charity. — Chieko N. Okazaki

Immigration, as promoted by the Democrat Party, really is a voter registration drive, pure and simple. It is a desire by the Democrat Party to find another way to remain in perpetual power, by creating as many dependent voters as they can. — Rush Limbaugh

I was an actor as a kid in Boston. Then I went to art school with Brice Marden, the Massachusetts College of Art. So the hybrid of being an actor and artist is a director. — Arne Glimcher

I love to go to the doctor. Where else would a man look at me and say, 'Take off your clothes'? — Phyllis Diller

There is only one answer to defeat and that is victory. — Winston Churchill