Bart's Blackboard Quotes & Sayings

Unfortunately, if you don't want to be in the spotlight, get out of it. — Lance Bass

Wait. You're going to junk up your nice coat, white man. Take this." He shouldered out of his Aglionby sweater and proffered it. — Maggie Stiefvater

To me, such functions are like supermarket openings. — Norton Simon

Cordelia shook her head helplessly. "You would. A vote. Right." She buried her face in her hands a moment, and sobbed a laugh. "Why?" she asked through her fingers. — Lois McMaster Bujold

Don't even wait until you've lost a pound. The minute you can push the plate away with food still on it, give yourself a pat on the back. — Tony Robbins

Why is my autograph so little in demand, except on checks? — Ashleigh Brilliant