Bartola Organ Quotes & Sayings

It's interesting that there are only two groups of people in our country who are not held accountable for their behavior or decisions. One is exempted by the constitution, and that is foreign diplomats. The other, through a loophole, is HMOs. — Debbie Stabenow

I never thought I would get such a perfect role in 'Modern Family.' A lot of TV shows now are looking for more Latin women. — Sofia Vergara

I was thinking about picking up kayaking, but I didn't want anyone to think I had herpes. — Ingrid Weir

Nothing so focuses the mind as the prospect of being hanged. — Mark Twain

Maybe stories and memories are destined to be incomplete... — Lisa See

Dad told me to stop running in circles, I couldn't, so he nailed down my other foot! — Rodney Dangerfield

I see the glow before I see her. The orange light is so strong it's hard to believe the house isn't on fire, but when feet appear at the top of the staircase, I can finally see that the light isn't coming from the house. It's coming from her.
My heart beats so fast I can't tell the pulses apart - it's one harsh thrum inside my head. If I'm a Smurf, this girl is an Oompa Loompa. No. Not even. It looks like she walked out of a horror movie. She really is on fire, burning from the inside out.
I'm staring, but I can't help it. Everyone would be staring if they could see what I see. — Erica Cameron