Barney Stinson Inspirational Quotes & Sayings

You know what Marshall needs to do. He needs to stop being sad. When I get sad, I stop being sad, and be awesome instead. True story. — Barney Stinson

My whole career, I've had an issue with always kind of being an underdog and making a big mistake when it counts and falling and having to climb back up. One moment everything will be peachy and everyone will be saying the nicest things about me and loving me, and the next minute I'm the worst, I'm evil, all these things. It's like a fallen angel. — Johnny Weir

Well, I say it is the place of science only to observe," he said. "To seek cause where it may be found, but to realize that there are many things in the world for which no cause shall be found; not because it does not exist, but because we know too little to find it. It is not the place of science to insist on explanation
but only to observe, in hopes that explanation will manifest itself. — Diana Gabaldon

The thing about 'On the Doll,' I was doing 'Nip/Tuck' at the time, and I was doing only 5 or 6 scenes an episode. So I had some free time, and I wanted to do something completely different than what I've ever done before. — Brittany Snow

It's like, no matter what I do, I always feel like I'm five years old, and I end up in the back of my father's car looking out the window, and nothing has changed in 25 years. — Dylan McDermott

When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. — Barney Stinson

Everything I have, my career, my success, my family, I owe to America. — Arnold Schwarzenegger

If we now find ourselves looking down on the cheap and convenient, it is only because we now have better things which are affordable. — Julian Baggini

Note to self: Try to stop reacting to surprises like a cartoon character.
Jane Jameson — Molly Harper

As long as people have been on this earth, the moon has been a mystery to us. Think about it. She is strong enough to pull the oceans, and when she dies away, she always comes back again. My mama used to tell me Our Lady lived on the moon and that I should dance when her face was bright and hibernate when it was dark. — Sue Monk Kidd

You know I ain't got no brand new bag. — Junior Wells

I may be wicked, but still I gave an onion — Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Life isn't about the final destination or the accomplishments and accolades; it's about the journey and the opportunities for learning - and how we grow as a result. — Michael Eisen

As somebody once said, we're not punished for our sins, we're punished by them. — Hugh Leonard

When you love too hard, you can lose the will to live without them. Everywhere you look is a great big sucking absence of what you once had and will never have again. And life gets weirdly flat and too sharp and painful at the same time, and nothing feels right and everything cuts. — Karen Marie Moning

Every man will be a poet if he can; otherwise a philosopher or man of science. This proves the superiority of the poet. — Henry David Thoreau