Barney Fife Audio Quotes & Sayings

One time I semi-wrecked my uncle's truck. He told me to back it up into a ditch, but my foot slipped and I gunned it a little too much. But now I use one foot, and I do not run into stuff - at least I try not to. — RJ Mitte

Pessimism is a product of our civilization. It is not natural to the savage; he feels pain, or discomfort, and suffers from these palpable conditions, but when he recovers from wounds he forgets the torments, and when he is well fed he is joyous in the light of day. — Arthur Lynch

I have aspirations to try and compete professionally. Any golfer that competes in tournaments would be lying if they said they didn't. — Lucas Black

My brother threw up his hands. "What does a woman need to do, Harry? Rip her clothes off, throw herself on top of you, and shimmy while screaming, 'Do me, baby!'?" he shook his head. "Sometimes you're a frigging idiot. — Jim Butcher

Change courage into main characters, fear into antagonists, and peace and safety into supporting characters. Don't hold anything back. — B.A. Gabrielle

I have no problem with G14. How can I oppose something that as far as I am concerned, does not exist? — Sepp Blatter

Poetry must be simple, sensuous, or impassioned. — Emma Lazarus

Simplified spelling is all right, but, like chastity, you can carry it too far. — Mark Twain