Barman Bill Quotes & Sayings

My eyes are too small, and they're too close together, and I have a pointy nose. But who cares? Who cares?! — Mamie Gummer

You should open these doors with care and caution-but, first, you must know how to close them. And above all, you must know which doors should be left unopened ... — Michael Bentine

Anxiety was an irrational beast. You could go through hell and back, and yet the most seemingly innocuous thing could set off a flurry of panic. — Dannika Dark

Not only is the world informed of everything about you, but of a great deal more. — William Makepeace Thackeray

I have learned two things in my life: there is a God, and I am not him. — Rudy Ruettiger

Tell me, Sarah Booth, is it your body that's hurt or your heart?"
"Whatever it is, it'll mend. — Carolyn Haines

Obsess your way to success — Aaron Lauritsen

Hello.
World.
You will forget me. — Tahereh Mafi

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "Why the long face?". The horse replies: "I'm deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law." — Bill Bailey