Barinholtz Comedian Quotes & Sayings

I also like to eat very much, so I like all different types of foods. — Peter Steele

The overall message is 'one love,' which means love begins with oneself. If you can't love yourself, you can't love anyone around you. — Simphiwe Dana

Happiness is like a butterfly ... — Nathaniel Hawthorne

When all think alike, no one thinks very much. — Walter Lippmann

It's taken me a long time to become the person I am, for all the ugliness to fall away. The rotten flesh is gone, and the seed is there. I can touch that now. — Lynn Johnston

The righteousness by which we are justified is imputed; the righteousness by which we are sanctified is imparted. The first is our title to heaven, the second is our fitness for heaven. — Ellen G. White

Whatever you want to do in the industry, do it on the smallest level at first. If you want to be a writer, write a screenplay in your house. If you want to be an actor, put on a one-man show. If you want to be a stand-up comedian, go to an open mic. — Ike Barinholtz

Well, to be honest, I was planning to woo you with my banana nut bread, but that shit ain't happening now. So all I have left is my delicious eggs."
... "It's really good, but you're not wooing me."
"Oh, I'm wooing ... It's all about the stealth. You don't realize it yet. — J. Lynn

To go nowhere, follow the crowd. — John C. Maxwell