Barfing Cat Quotes & Sayings

Think about yourself because no one has time to think about you. Everyone is busy thinking about themselves. — Debasish Mridha

Rose pictured him standing at the boundary of the Ogletree house in that enormous fur cape, with a giant sword sticking over his shoulder, roaring at the top of his lungs and then being upset that nobody came out, and laughed. — Ilona Andrews

Even when you fuck up, even when you fail everyone around you. You have to let them forgive you, and you have to forgive yourself. — Kit Rocha

Some girls had their heads in the clouds. My head was somewhere on the other side of the galaxy. — Angela N. Blount

I wish it grew on trees, but it takes hard work to make money. — Jim Cramer

Everybody has their favorite character.That's the only way I pick, whatever is going on in society, whatever I think folks will laugh at that's what I come up with. — Jeff Dunham

Cat Stevens is also the only other member of the family who enjoys eating the meats that Dad brings home from the Strip, although sometimes he expresses his enjoyment by barfing. — Jesse Andrews

There are alternatives to pregnancy if you want another child. — Mallory Ortberg

You know rule one for the vice president is make sure you never upstage the president, right? It's rule one. — Ed Rendell

We came to the comforting conclusion that the Creator probably knew how to run His universe quite as well as we do, and that, after all, there are no such things as 'wasted' lives, saving and except when am individual wilfully squanders and wastes his own life ... — L.M. Montgomery