Barbershop Singing Quotes & Sayings

I need a sword first," I said. "People here keep taking mine. — Jennifer A. Nielsen

Wealth is a byproduct of wealth-oriented education, ideas, and thoughts. — Debasish Mridha

I don't pick on anybody who has a number above 30. — Mike Ditka

Whatever it is out there, is better equipped than you are. It can see better and hear better and smell better. All you're got on it is brains. Your only chance of getting it is — Pat Frank

What would any man do with a soggy girl who can't assert herself, who has a weak voice, and whose main personality component is helplessness? — Steve Martin

I'm not saying you have to learn Barbershop to be a great a cappella singer... but I am promising you if you do sing Barbershop, you'll be better than if you don't. — Deke Sharon

Before, my anxiety was singing solo. Now all this weird anticipation and jumbled excitement has added some strange harmonies into the mix. I'm a barbershop quartet basket case. — Jenn Bennett

I think a shotgun or a handgun that has a six-round clip is a very good, perfectly adequate weapon for self-defense, in the home. You simply can't create that kind of mayhem, if you have to reload. — John Landgraf

As a human, I'd never been best at anything ... Obviously I could be counted out of anything athletic. Not artistic or musical, no particular talents to brag of. Nobody ever gave away a trophy for reading books. After eighteen years of mediocrity, I was pretty used to being average. I realized now that I'd long ago given up any aspirations of shining at anything. — Stephenie Meyer

Some days he wishes that he could simply empty the chambers of the men, fill the halls instead with women: the short sharp shock of three thousand two hundred mothers. The ones who picked through the supermarket debris for pieces of their dead husbands. The ones who still laundered their gone son's bed sheets by hand. The ones who kept an extra teacup at the end of the table, in case of miracles. The elegant ones, the angry ones, the clever ones, the ones in hairnets, the ones exhausted by all the dying. They carried their sorrow
not with photos under their arms, or with public wailing, or by beating their chests, but with a weariness around the eyes. — Colum McCann

Note to self: Pasty-skinned programmers ought not stand in the Mojave desert for multiple hours. — John Carmack

Leader follows his ideology, Leader does not follow his relatives and friends — Imran Khan

The secret to a fulfilled life is not only to do well but also to do good. — Tony Robbins

When push-off comes to shove-off, a man must have a reason to get out of bed in the mornings, something more than the threat of bedsores, at any rate. — Stephen Fry

Don't wait for things to happen, get out and happen to them. — Srivyal Vuyyuri Sphoorti Foundation

I did get to work with Anthony Hopkins on 'The Human Stain.' If I ever manage to accomplish a quarter of what he's achieved, I'll have had one hell of a career. — Lindsay Lohan

Still, she assured herself as she unpacked her suitcase on the bed, Marx wrote his Manifesto one word at a time, with but pen and ink. Modest tools that moved a world! So shall we. — Mercedes Lackey